voidoid:

crissingachris:

having a crush on someone is like when you eat a dorito and you don’t chew it enough and you feel it slide slowly down your throat and slice up your insides

this is the best description i’ve ever heard omfg

serverussnape-always:

WHEN A BOOK IS JUST SO ELOQUENTLY WRITTEN AND THE CHARACTERS ARE BEAUTIFUL AND HAVE AMAZING DEVELOPMENT AND EVERYTHING IS DESCRIBED SO PERFECTLY THAT YOU CAN PICTURE IT SO FLAWLESSLY IN YOUR HEAD

AND JUST

LITERATURE

willgrhms:

themisadventuresofmaddy:

do you ever feel like you’re just sort of 

there

like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really care if it was gone

like you just sort of exist but you don’t really mean anything

narfcesca:

animalsasleaders:

Fuck me hard and quote lord of the rings

yupitsandrew:

I love Colbert soo much

khajiduh:

if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and when they asked me who i was wearing, i’d say ‘i don’t know her name, but she had a beautiful complexion, didn’t she?’

does anyone else suddenly feel insanely insecure when someone incredibly attractive looks you in the eye

mebeingweird:

bondoge:

do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what

and then u repeat the song but then it happens again

deansass:

deansass:

• make sure you have your asks enabled though, okay?
• Doing all of them; i’ll let you know when I’ll stop ;)
• I’ll send them as anon

• for people who told me i lied. im still doing em
• THIS IS THE BEST RESPONSE I GOT TO ONE AS OF YET LOL