August 2012
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Marriage is not a covenant between two people
crosspreacher:
Marriage is a covenant between two people and God.
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So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals:
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
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July 2012
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sircolinmorgan asked: © and ✙ :)
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ask box me a symbol:
♚ If you could be any celebrity, dead or alive, who would it be and why? ★ If you could date any celebrity, dead or alive, who would it be and why? ✔ What are five things you want to do before you die? ☠ How do you want to die? When do you want to die? ✌ If you could pick five celebrities to live with for three months, who would they be and why? ☺ What’s your favorite blog? ▼ What’s your religion?...
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Thought some of you might enjoy this little...
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if-benny-asks:
perfectbenny:
deareje:
completelycumberbatched:
I got talking to a girl at my job interview today and the subject of Benedict came up quite quickly because we were both huge fans. We swapped a few stories, she looked jealous of mine, and then she crippled me with too much cuteness with hers: She was in town one day with her big sister and toddler nephew,...
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sodamnrelatable:
When you notice you spelled something wrong after you click create post.
via sodamnrelatable
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me: oh man my show is on i'm so excited to sit down and watch television for an hour
mom: turns on every sink in the house grinds coffee beans for five minutes reorganizes every pan in the cupboard starts a rock band
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The Hobbit 3: There and back again back there...
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barackfuckingobama:
On December 21 this year we should all make text posts that sound really apocalyptic but aren’t. We could be like
OH GOD EVERYTHING IS BURNING
because I turned up the heater
or like
ALL I HEAR IS SCREAMING
from my tv
or even
THIS IS GOODBYE BECAUSE WE’RE EVACUATING
the dancefloor
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Parents 50% of the time: you're a grown up, you can do things by yourself
Parents 50% of the time: shut up you know nothing you're still a baby
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idesperatelyneedaurl ha iniziato a seguirti
Hello; thanks so much for following!
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llcooljofficial:
no wonder foreigners don’t like americans i mean our mascot looks like the bird form of a douchebag who takes gym class too seriously
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““The very first tear he made was so deep that I thought it had gone right into...”
– -“The Voyage of the Dawn Treader” by C.S. Lewis
After Eustace turns into a dragon, a physical manifestation of his dragon-like greed of his newfound gold treasure, he tries unsuccessfully to rid himself of his new dragon skin. At last, he lies at the feet of Aslan. Our pastor used this as an...
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Does my father believe it’s a crime to own a Kleenex box or something?
I’m sick of blowing my nose on toilet paper because that makes it tickle and I just have to blow it again. Not helpful.
Maybe I should ask for Kleenex for my birthday.
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guys
secretly-insecure:
framing-resbian:
getthepaddywagon:
dieforyous:
if i ever see any of you in public, the code is “i like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
i’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
GUYS THIS IS HAPPENING OMG
reblogging again because my sister and I are def going to do this.
DO THIS
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castielhasthebarricade asked: My first thought was that you were an extremely intelligent and ambitious individual who had a GREAT taste in literature and fandoms :D
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mishacollinsbutt:
mishacollinsbutt:
when i get my hair cut i’m bringing a picture of jensen and my mom doesn’t want me to because it’s a picture of a boy so i did this to it:
this was never meant to get notes omg
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7 Tips for Overcoming Low Self-Esteem
psych-facts:
onlinecounsellingcollege:
1. Work on your own opinion of yourself. Refuse to think about insults or critical comments. Choose not to internalize abuse from your past. You win if let go of the hurt and pain and focus on creating a great life for yourself.
2. Continually affirm yourself. Make a list of your successes, good points and strengths. Write down compliments - and read them...
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interwar:
do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go
no
you are genetically impossible
that is not a dominant allele
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What was your first impression of me? →
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yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad:
andwhispers:
every book you’ve ever read is just a different combination of 26 letters
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greatwarmwelcome:
riff raff street rat
I DON’T BUY THAT
GET IT
BECAUSE
HE
STEALS
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jakefromstate-farm:
am i the only one that feels weird saying my own name?
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“TOES ARE WEIRD.”
– My sister
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merlinsfirstlove >>> heartofcaspian
This might be temporary (I still have merlinsfirstlove saved), but the change is here!
