I find it incredibly sexy that Irish people say “ehm” instead of “um.” Sometimes I fall into that. Thank you Colin Morgan and Eoin Macken.
Reblog if you do NOT like Merthur
elfpen: I need to know I’m not the only who doesn’t like Merthur. What ever happened to brotherly love and friendship? I mean seriously, just because they’re close friends, that does not mean that they are gay! Arthur has Gwen. Merlin has (had?) Freya. So Arthur and Merlin are friends, buddies, pals, brothers - but guess what? They’re also straight. To say that Merlin and Arthur are somehow...
Next semester's schedule is finally figured out!!
Here it is, in all of its epic wonder (the classes, not the times…the times would be borderline weird). Monday-Wednesday-Friday Honors Italian II (Italian 102) Catholic Church in the Middle Ages (History 308) Honors Ethics (Philosophy 241) Tuesday Honors Italian II (Italian 102) New Testament II: Acts, Paul, and Other Writings (Theology 232) Introduction to English Studies (English 274) ...
Things Disney Taught Me.... →
the-absolute-best-posts: ^The last one :D Click to follow this blog, you will be so glad you did! (overlooking the fact that Anastasia is not Disney and reblogging anyways because it’s awesome)
fangirlcrack: If that’s the end of Gwencelot and Lancelot is never coming back, I will be very angry. Because (to me) one of the biggest parts of the legend is the juxtaposition of Arthur, the warrior king fierce and commanding on the battlefield being defeated in his own bedroom cuckolded by his own wife. That hasn’t happened yet. It was magic. It doesn’t count. Guinevere’s adultery is...
poorlydressedhipster: ithinkmybracesarebreaking: satansbby: crazed-youth: this—too—shall—pass: I JUST PEED omg adfghjksldkjhsga what’s this bitch doing with my boyfriend? Her Mom: WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BROOM? Day=MADE.
he4r-me-h0wl-deactivated2012060 asked: I think you can relate to how unbelievably HEARTBROKEN I am about Lancelot D'; ♥
elfpen: atlantistel: themischief: Raindrops and Thunder: What’s your Myers-Briggs type? reavien: lettingit-be: shadowwolfnr14: lettingit-be: opaldragonthings: somewhatclever: the-maddest-scientist: If you don’t know which one you are, take the test here Took the test. Got INFJ, as always. Yeah me too INTJ I got INTP. :D INFJ. :0 I am also INFJ .3. ...
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You’re a good fighter—have my wife, have my kingdom…I’ll...– Dr. Sweeney (my English prof) summarizing First Knight
Basic Outline Of Merlin 4x09 Lancelot Du Lac
Arthur: Uncle, fuck you bro, I'm marry Gwen!
Agravaine: LOL! K.
Agravaine: Morgana! Bitch proposed!
Morgana: OH HELL NO!
Creepy Woman: Let me smell you!
Morgana: My sis gave me this! Have it!
Creepy Woman: Go to the oversized wishing well and throw your coin in.
Morgana: Seems legit. *throws coin*
Lancelot: Sup, I'm nekkid.
Morgana: OMG I'm in the water. With a naked man. HE'S ALL MINE! Go snog Gwen!
Lancelot: lol sure.
Gwen: I love chores!
Arthur: SNEAK SNEAK! Surprise, Gwen! Come with me blindfolded!
Arthur: Look at these candles, bitch! Marry me!
Gwen: *weird hug*
Arthur: Y U NO SAY YES.
Gwen: Oh right, yeah!
Merlin: Don't mind me. I'm just listening in.
Arthur: JOUST JOUST JOUST! Here, have a ring of flowers, Gwen!
Arthur: Totally heterosexual comment! BRO! Who's that doing better than me?
Lancelot: Ooo looky. I took off my helmet. Don't I look hot. Here, Gwen! Have a ring!
Everybody: What the FUCK?!?!?
Lancelot: *insert cock and bull story*
Arthur: My Gwen. *protective sulk*
Merlin: Merlin is judging you!
Lancelot: Merlin! My bestie!
Merlin: COME TO BED WITH ME!
Lancelot: Nah, it's cool. HEY! It'd be SO cool if we could do magic tricks!
Gaius: Ah crap. I know that look.
Agravaine: It's working!
Morgana: HAVE SOME EVIL JEWELLERY!
Gwen: Brushing my hair, brushing my hair. Brush brush brush brush. Ooo the door!
Lancelot: I'm happy for you, Gwen, and I'mma let you finish but have some evil jewellery that's gonna make you snog my face off.
Merlin: Books! I like books!
Knights: THEY SEE ME JOUSTING! THEY SEE ME FALLING!
Merlin: BRO! This chicken is beast! What'd ya know about necromany?
Gaius: Wut? What for?
Merlin: *Just going to tilt my head to Lance like a boss*
Gaius: We have no way of knowing!
Merlin: Look at this book on necromany I just happen to have?
Merlin: Look! I'm painting on my floor!
Lancelot: I'M A WALKING SKULL!
Gwen: Just going to pop into your tent!
Lancelot: It's working!
Gwen: I'll just sit here consumed with lust.
Leon: Ouch! Bro! You knocked me off my horse!
Percival: Stop worrying, Merlin. Your boyfriend's safe.
Gaius: Merlin! Get ready to do magic in front of all of magic hating Camelot!
Lancelot and Arthur: JOUST FOR GWEN'S LOVE!
Arthur: BRO YOU GOT ME!
Lancelot: Woah! Sorry! Here, I'll miss!
Arthur: Let's talk but stand up!
Lancelot: K, Sire.
Gaius: What the fuck is he doing?
Gwen: Lancelot, I'm just going to touch you up in your tent.
Merlin: Stalker time!
Lancelot and Agravaine: Best buddies talking!
Lancelot: I AM THE SWAN QUEEN!
Merlin: I did it. No wa-
Lancelot: DOWN YOU GO!
Arthur: Oh what a beautiful wet dre- UNCLE! WHAT THE HELL?
Agravaine: You gotta come see this!
Gwen: Lance! We shouldn't be here but let me snog you anyway!
Agravaine: Yes. Yes. Everything is going to plan!
Merlin: Ouch my head.
Lancelot: Kiss me whilst I look out for your future hubby!
Arthur: WHAT THE FUCK, BRO? RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!
Lancelot and Arthur: Just gonna fight for this woman!
Gwen: Just going to throw myself in front of two swords and hope for the best!
Arthur: TO THE DUNGEONS!
Gwen: Fucking bracelet! You don't match my outfit!
Agravaine: You should kill her.
Merlin: JUDGING YOU!
All the knights: Awkward silence waiting for the king. Ooo the doors are opening. GET ON YOUR KNEES GWEN!!
Arthur: Everyone gtfo!
Arthur: What the fuck is up with you?
Gwen: I luv you! I didn't mean to kiss him.
Arthur: JUST GOING TO YELL AT YOU AND GRAB YOU!
Gwen: I don't know what is happening! I just wanted you!
Arthur: Too late! Gtfo of my kingdom.
Merlin: I bet it was that bitch Morgana.
Gaius: Yeah but we can do shit all.
Agravaine: Morgana wants you to kill yourself.
Gwen: I LOVE THIS PONCHO! God this cart is heavy! Merlin, I see you watching! Help!
Merlin: Nah, I'm good.
Merlin: You can still marry her!
Arthur: Nah, bitches be crazy.It's best she's gone but I won't get a good shag now!
Gaius: Lancelot topped himself, Arthur.
Arthur: K. Doesn't matter he snogged my girl. Bury him right, yeah?
Merlin: Just gonna do a spell to bring you back for a sec!
Lancelot: Thanks, bro!
Merlin: OFF YOU GO ON THE BOAT! JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND WATCH LANCE BURN BUT IT'S ALRIGHT BECAUSE HERE THE PREVIEWS COME!
ask-kilgharrah: Lol…”SORCERY!” So Uther.
As soon as real!Lance comes back, I tear up. Even...
There's something incredibly sexy about how...
My heart hurts.
Gwen's banished. My first thought? GO ARTHUR.
"All I've ever wanted is to be your queen."
That sounds terribly selfish, Gwen. Terribly selfish.
Aww, I just want to give Arthur a hug. Even...
Lol, Lancelot after Merlin hit him with magic...
I am a horrible person, aren’t I?
"I always thought you were the noblest of my...
Percival's armor covers his arms. What madness is...